What is going on at Old Trafford?

Things at the Theatre of Dreams have taken a slightly surreal touch of late….

First of all, it’s Nev and Scholesy getting into some serious homoerotic post-goal celebrations (see picture from 18 April post)…

Now, Patrice Evra and Nani have introduced formation projectile vomiting on the pitch…..too many prawn sandwiches filched from the executive buffet trolley at half-time maybe?

Patrice Evra realises too late that a full Chicken Dhansak at half-time is not a good idea…

Speculation is rife that the final home game against Stoke in a fortnight will see Darren Fletcher taking to the pitch in a kilt and performing some Highland sword dancing plus a half-time medley of  sentimental Scottish songs in honour of the recently deceased Kenneth McKellar.

It’s all getting out of hand if you ask me….


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